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Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

As a gruff riverboat captain leading an ill-fated expedition in the jungles of Borneo, bit actor Johnny Messner tries to channel the campy lunacy of Jon Voight from the original Anaconda. His voice is so low and gritty that
it sounds dubbed, he flexes his muscles when he shakes hands and he even wrestles a crocodile. Those are the only pleasures the movie has to offer – the rest is a dreadful, by-the-numbers bore.

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