Brainless, idiotic action – and somehow still not any fun.
Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu play a pair of disgruntled spies, but Thai director Wych Kaosayananda gives the movie’s countless fireballs most of his attention. In the end, it’s hard to decide what’s sillier: the nonsensical back story that explains Banderas’ character or the sight of the tiny Liu pumping shells out of an Arnold-sized gun.