This is about as unimaginative as children’s movies come. It’s a remake of a 2002 Danish film, for starters, and also an amalgam of every junior James Bond story since 2001’s Spy Kids. In other words, the picture is a rip-off of a rip-off of rip-offs. The movie follows an aspiring mountain climber (Kristen Stewart) who plans a heist to raise money for her father’s surgery. Gadgets, go-carts and inanity ensue.
