Comedy Rated R
“…a vision of middle-school awkwardness so cringe-worthy you’ll be tempted to look away.”
Action/Adventure Rated
“The non-sequitur scenes are the movie’s highlights.”
Drama Rated PG
“…a movie that’s willing to whisper.”
“…aka How to Succeed in White America Without Really Dying.”
Action/Adventure Rated PG-13
“…an exaggerated, fairy-tale variation on the Western, big bad wolf and all.”
Drama Rated NR
“Mildred Pierce unleashed on the wild, wild West…”
“…quadruples down on scenes of forced wonder and emotional manipulation.”
“A weird one.”
“…a long stretching out of the same, sly joke.”
Family Rated PG
“…a cathartic riff on working parenthood in this multitasking millennium.”
