Horror Rated R
“… as if Boyle and Garland had nearly 28 years of their own to generate ideas, then ended up smooshing them all into a single film.”
Drama Rated NR
“… something special, and tough.”
Family Rated PG
“Endearing before it turns into a junior-size Guardians of the Galaxy movie…”
Drama Rated R
“… has a generosity and earnestness that helps it get by on goodwill.”
Horror Rated PG-13
“… something like an American Girl doll who becomes the Evil Queen of Uncanny Valley.”
“It’s not you, Dakota Johnson, it’s me.”
Comedy Rated PG-13
“… unwisely asks Del Toro to conform to a particular Anderson type.”
“… ghoulishly registers as a mediation on the madness of grief.”
Comedy Rated R
“… amusingly examines the particular peculiarities of men trying to bond.”
Action/Adventure Rated PG-13
“… fumbles its own legacy, largely by believing it had one in the first place.”