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Mostly Martha (2001)

Drama Rated PG

Another foreign import founded on the belief that a good meal can solve anything. As it follows an uptight German chef (Martina Gedeck) who runs her kitchen with the rigid precision of a military canteen, the movie doesn’t quite have the joyous effervescence of Like Water for Chocolate or Babette’s Feast. The pleasure, then, comes

Vacancy (2007)

Horror Rated R

“A quick and dirty grind-house movie of its own…

Nicholas Nickleby (2002)

Drama Rated PG

A perfectly respectable, perfectly unexceptional movie version of the Charles Dickens novel, this is one of those studious adaptations tailor-made for high school English classes. Charlie Hunnam is a blond bore as the lead, a young country man who must fend for his mother and sister in 19th-century London. Only supporting performances by the likes

Catch That Kid (2004)

Family Rated PG

This is about as unimaginative as children’s movies come. It’s a remake of a 2002 Danish film, for starters, and also an amalgam of every junior James Bond story since 2001’s Spy Kids. In other words, the picture is a rip-off of a rip-off of rip-offs. The movie follows an aspiring mountain climber (Kristen Stewart)

Rumor Has It (2005)

Drama Rated PG-13

This means to play off The Graduate, but any fondness you might have for that 1967 classic will only spoil the fun – not that there is much fun to be had. A misguided premise combined with a high ickiness factor – much of the comic drama comes from Jennifer Aniston’s character believing she may

Don’t Say A Word (2001)

Thriller Rated R

Brittany Murphy is full of tics – the acting kind – as a psychiatric-hospital patient with a secret in her head. There’s a convoluted suspense plot somewhere here – mainly involving a psychiatrist (Michael Douglas) whose daughter is kidnapped, with the ransom being the troubled girl’s secret – but Murphy’s wildly mannered performance (scratching walls,

Stay (2005)

Thriller Rated R

Stay wants to be a cinematic puzzle, but watching it is like watching someone elaborately scatter a puzzle’s pieces across a table. The film never delivers the satisfaction of getting two pieces to click. As such, it’s difficult to get too involved by Dr. Sam Foster (Ewan McGregor), a psychiatrist treating a suicidal patient (Ryan

Fat Albert (2004)

Family Rated PG

I’ll leave the debate over the significance of the 1970s cartoon “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” to those who spent their Saturday mornings watching it, but one thing I do know: The series has made for a lousy, live-action movie. With nostalgia as its ace card, this slaps together familiar characters, old catch phrases

Tuck Everlasting (2002)

Drama Rated PG

When this dull adaptation of Natalie Babbitt’s children’s novel, about adolescent love and a fountain of youth, isn’t boring you to tears, it’s causing you to raise an eyebrow. As the two young lovers (Alexis Bledel and Jonathan Jackson, both of whom have the shiny, scrubbed faces of cherubs) frolic in waterfalls and dance under

Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

Family Rated G

I’ve never quite understood the appeal of the sentient car, from KITT to Christine to Herbie, who is literally saved from the junkyard by Lindsay Lohan for Herbie: Fully Loaded. (The car is cute enough, but how many times can it spurt oil on someone for laughs?) Like 1969’s The Love Bug, this is harmlessly

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Mother Mary (2026)

Drama Rated R

“A collage of religio-goth gestures…”

The Great Dictator (1940)

Comedy Rated G

“Charlie Chaplin was not messing around.”

Sophie’s Choice (1982)

Drama Rated R

“Streep has what can only be called a commanding fragility.”


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