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Don’t Say A Word (2001)

Thriller Rated R

Brittany Murphy is full of tics – the acting kind – as a psychiatric-hospital patient with a secret in her head. There’s a convoluted suspense plot somewhere here – mainly involving a psychiatrist (Michael Douglas) whose daughter is kidnapped, with the ransom being the troubled girl’s secret – but Murphy’s wildly mannered performance (scratching walls,

Stay (2005)

Thriller Rated R

Stay wants to be a cinematic puzzle, but watching it is like watching someone elaborately scatter a puzzle’s pieces across a table. The film never delivers the satisfaction of getting two pieces to click. As such, it’s difficult to get too involved by Dr. Sam Foster (Ewan McGregor), a psychiatrist treating a suicidal patient (Ryan

Fat Albert (2004)

Family Rated PG

I’ll leave the debate over the significance of the 1970s cartoon “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids” to those who spent their Saturday mornings watching it, but one thing I do know: The series has made for a lousy, live-action movie. With nostalgia as its ace card, this slaps together familiar characters, old catch phrases

Tuck Everlasting (2002)

Drama Rated PG

When this dull adaptation of Natalie Babbitt’s children’s novel, about adolescent love and a fountain of youth, isn’t boring you to tears, it’s causing you to raise an eyebrow. As the two young lovers (Alexis Bledel and Jonathan Jackson, both of whom have the shiny, scrubbed faces of cherubs) frolic in waterfalls and dance under

Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

Family Rated G

I’ve never quite understood the appeal of the sentient car, from KITT to Christine to Herbie, who is literally saved from the junkyard by Lindsay Lohan for Herbie: Fully Loaded. (The car is cute enough, but how many times can it spurt oil on someone for laughs?) Like 1969’s The Love Bug, this is harmlessly

Uncle Nino (2003)

Drama Rated PG

This is so cliched, cloying and forcibly sentimental, it crushes the very spirit it means to uplift. The title character (Pierrino Mascarino), described as an “elderly Italian peasant” in the press notes, visits his squabbling family in suburban Chicago and teaches them the meaning of life. Mainly he does this by saying things such as

Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003)

Drama Rated PG-13

I expected a movie centered around Dutch artist Johannes Vermeer to echo the visual style of his work, but it was still shocking to see how perfectly Scarlett Johansson’s face mimics that of his most famous subject. The story, adapted from Tracy Chevalier’s novel, is a fairly standard depiction of the anguished artist. As Vermeer

In America (2002)

Drama Rated PG-13

If every family has its own essence, then In America – about a recently immigrated Irish couple and their two girls – captures the essence of its family with the candor of one of its own members. Partly this is because director Jim Sheridan based it on his own experiences, yet it’s also a result

Knight’s Tale, A (2001)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

Nothing really works in this jousting adventure – about a 14th-century squire (Heath Ledger) who pretends to be a knight – although just about everything is tried. Ledger delivers an unironic, Charlton Heston-like performance, the soundtrack is full of campy ’70s rock standards and writer-director Brian Helgeland tries in vain to give the lackluster battle

Lot Like Love, A (2005)

Drama Rated PG-13

This wants to be a grown-up romance – there is much angst about sex and bad breakups and the like – but Ashton Kutcher and Amanda Peet keep the movie on the level of puppy love. Both can be found at the buy-a-star store in the aisle labeled “cute,” which makes sitting through their movie

Recent Reviews

9 to 5 (1980)

Comedy Rated PG

“Parton’s smile wins 1,000 hearts and deflects twice as many harassing come-ons.”

Cure (1997)

Thriller Rated NR

“Like an unsettled mind, this is littered with background disturbances…”

It Ends (2026)

Horror Rated R

“A delectably malleable metaphor movie…”


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