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Battlefield Earth (2000)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

Aside from the curious fascination that comes with watching John Travolta make a fool of himself (his evil alien cackles incessantly and wears a hairdo that makes him look like Marge Simpson in dreads), there isn’t anything enjoyable about this bloated adaptation of L. Ron Hubbard’s futuristic novel. From its first frame to its last

Happy Feet (2006)

Family Rated PG

Animated films have had a long tradition of depicting humans as marauding grotesques, but I can’t think of another one that took as jarring a turn in that direction as Happy Feet. For nearly 90 minutes, this gorgeously computer-animated musical follows the cheerful identity crisis of a young emperor penguin that can dance but not

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

Action/Adventure Rated R

A sturdy, reliable entry in the Arnold Schwarzenegger series – a lot like the stomping cyborg the star plays. As overseen by genre craftsman Jonathan Mostow rather than original director James Cameron, Rise of the Machines is miles away from the slick spectacle of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, yet it respectably returns the series back

Tristan & Isolde (2006)

Drama Rated PG-13

This never attains the full weight that its tragic love story demands, yet it’s nothing to scoff at. The filmmakers are going for an epic romance here, one set in the Dark Ages, and the fact that they haven’t delivered a laughable hoot is something of a moral victory. The soapy story, drawn from British

For Your Consideration (2006)

Comedy Rated PG-13

For those of us who treasure the brilliantly improvised mockumentaries of Christopher Guest and company – Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind – watching this complete flop is a depressing experience. A spoof of Hollywood’s awards season, in which the shooting of a hokey melodrama succumbs to silly hubris when Oscar rumors

Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc, The (1999)

Action/Adventure Rated R

Director Luc Besson brings some modern visual flash to the oft-told story of the 15th-century French martyr, but otherwise this is a fairly routine rehash of the historical battles and church politics that have been documented in many movies before. Milla Jovovich holds her own in the title role until she’s sold out by the

Fast Food Nation (2006)

Drama Rated R

“…can be strident and didactic, but it’s also necessary.”

High Noon (1952)

Drama Rated NR

This is the Western from which every other Western – even those that came before it – feels born. Gary Cooper, in the final, grimacing stage of his career, won an Oscar for his portrayal of Will Kane, the outgoing marshal in a small town who is about to start a fresh life with his

Deck the Halls (2006)

Comedy Rated PG

What if someone wanted their Christmas decorations to be so bright that they could be seen from outer space? What if a studio thought that concept alone would make for an uproarious holiday film? The answer to the latter question would be Deck the Halls, one of those dreadful, pandering, seasonal pictures that sneaks into

Casino Royale (2006)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

“Craig delivers the first Bond who scares you.”

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9 to 5 (1980)

Comedy Rated PG

“Parton’s smile wins 1,000 hearts and deflects twice as many harassing come-ons.”

Cure (1997)

Thriller Rated NR

“Like an unsettled mind, this is littered with background disturbances…”

It Ends (2026)

Horror Rated R

“A delectably malleable metaphor movie…”


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