A painful kiddie comedy about a big-time quarterback (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) whose fast life comes to a screeching halt when the 7-year-old daughter he never knew he had shows up at his doorstep, The Game Plan doesn’t even have the good manners to be under 90 minutes long. Parents, load up on the No-Doz and get inoculated for multiple Bedazzler jokes.
