“…cleverly embraces parallel structure as its guiding aesthetic.”

“…allows Jake Gyllenhaal to amusingly riff on what it means to accept an MCU part.”

“Insert joke here about this being as forgettable as a neuralyzer.”

“…less about Wick and more about the grandiosity of the violence.”

“…provides something truly satisfying: a sense of closure.”

“…could have used more octopus percussionists.”

“Just when I think my MCU exhaustion is almost complete, Captain Marvel arrives to pull me back in.”

“…exhilaratingly reminds us that the appeal of superheroism is (multi) universal.”

“…captures an airborne sense of elation.”

“The definitive David Lean movie.”