“Wait until you see the look of chagrin on Carell’s face when he holds a shoe phone to his ear.

“…a gigantic egg, but no one looks more pleased with it than Myers.

“It’s as if Sandler took a trip to Israel and came back with 6,000 jokes about hummus (the 6,000 penis jokes he didn’t have to go anywhere to find).

Fueled by a sense of economic desperation that was all too familiar in 2008, The Promotion was my choice as best picture for that year. The wry comedy stars John C. Reilly and Seann William Scott as assistant managers at a grocery store who are vying for a new manager position, but it doesn’t really

"…laces its copious gross-out gags, pothead humor and female nudity with the smartest social satire this side of ‘The Daily Show.’"

“The picture is about a surrogate mother, and in a sense Fey is being asked to be the movie’s surrogate.

“Pamela Anderson appears for 15 seconds as the Invisible Woman … and if Anderson is invisible she’s pretty much completely useless.

“Pegg’s Dennis is lazy, insensitive and unhygienic. Yet his most defining quality is blandness. I could barely rouse myself to dislike him.

“During the final showdown, there is almost as much teen pummeling going on as in Never Back Down. Unfortunately, Never Back Down was funnier.

“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns isn’t exactly a good movie, but it is a good Tyler Perry movie