“During the final showdown, there is almost as much teen pummeling going on as in Never Back Down. Unfortunately, Never Back Down was funnier.

“Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns isn’t exactly a good movie, but it is a good Tyler Perry movie

“Amy Adams’ Delysia is a whirling dervish of deceit. And yet, thanks to Adams’ beaming smile, she’s still sweet.

Did someone give a starring role to a Matador, one of the obese male cheerleaders who perform during time outs at Chicago Bulls’ games? One would be forgiven for mistaking Larry the Cable Guy – also known as Dan Whitney – for a Matador in Witless Protection, a farce built entirely around his repulsiveness. Like

“…makes you nostalgic for the early days of backyard moviemaking, before digital video cameras and desktop editing software turned everyone into mini-Spielbergs.

“It’s not much of a movie, but it is an impressive calling card for the young star.

“You can often gauge how desperate a comedy is by the number of attacking animals it features.

"…frequently pauses to shower someone with vomit, pus, urine or excrement. It should be called Meet the Bodily Fluids."

“McConaughey bravely rips off his shirt, throws himself in front of the women and selflessly absorbs the camera’s leers.

“…isn’t really funny until it turns sentimental at the end.