“Steven Spielberg’s attempt to bring classic-cinema panache to a modern, mystical romance.”

“Frank Capra was fond of speeches – and Meet John Doe is stuffed with them.”

“…as if Le Samourai got mugged in an Uptown alley.”

“Just enough insider detail to tantalize a hardcore basketball fan, but too much inspirational sports hooey to hook one…”

“Barbara Stanwyck flings her voice around like a lasso.”

“Stanwyck’s Lily flips gender and power dynamics on their heads.”

“…zooms through the King of Rock and Roll’s life as if it were running through a funhouse.”

“…plays like Waiting for Godot on the road.”

“…a frustrating time capsule.”

“…interested in all the complication and resignation that comes with being an actual adult.”