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Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)

Action/Adventure Rated R

The creative team behind Romeo Must Die and Exit Wounds – namely director Andrzej Bartkowiak and star DMX – return for this crime thriller, and despite the fact that Exit Wounds co-star Steven Seagal is nowhere to be found, the air of silliness he projects still lingers. The unintentionally comedic lowlight? When Hong Kong action

Equilibrium (2002)

Action/Adventure Rated R

Matrix-style massacres erupt throughout Equilibrium, yet unlike its predecessor, the movie has a tougher time balancing its violence with Kafka-inspired philosophy. Christian Bale stars as a futuristic government official hunting down those who express emotions, which have been outlawed. After shooting his own partner for reading Yeats, he begins to question his vocation. The film

Eye of the Beholder (1999)

Thriller Rated R

Another ludicrous Ashley Judd thriller, and one that makes Double Jeopardy look like a model of logic. This time Judd plays a disturbed seductress who murders men because she was abandoned by her dad as a little girl. Ewan McGregor plays the high-tech detective who chases down Judd and who also happens to have lost

Four Feathers, The (2002)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

Broad themes – courage, patriotism, warfare – dressed up in Lawrence of Arabia finery. Heath Ledger stars as a British officer who suddenly quits his post on the eve of an 1898 mission to the English colony of the Sudan, while the likes of Wes Bentley and Kate Hudson lend solid support as the fiance

Great Raid, The (2005)

Action/Adventure Rated R

The Great Raid yearns to be epic, but the movie can’t measure up to its remarkable true story: the rescue of more than 500 American detainees from a Japanese prison camp in the Philippines during the final days of World War II. The cast is lightweight – Benjamin Bratt, Joseph Fiennes and James Franco play

Hart’s War (2002)

Action/Adventure Rated R

Starring Bruce Willis and Colin Farrell as American soldiers in a World War II prisoner-of-war camp, Hart’s War seems to be auditioning plot lines as it goes along. The movie begins as a military action film, later turns into a POW drama and then detours into a courtroom mystery before climaxing as an escape flick.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

Thriller Rated R

The comedic version of David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive, this Hollywood-fed pulp mystery comes from late ’80s, early ’90s screenwriting king Shane Black (Lethal Weapon), who makes his directorial debut by spewing whatever comic bile has been building up in his brain since his glory days. As Robert Downey Jr.’s thief gets caught up in a

Lost Souls (2000)

Horror Rated R

Lost Souls takes The Exorcist a step further by having a crime reporter (Ben Chaplin) in danger of being possessed by Satan himself. Winona Ryder also is on hand as an exorcism survivor. As the directorial debut of Janusz Kaminski, longtime cinematographer for Steven Spielberg (Saving Private Ryan, Schindler’s List), this has a lot of

Mr. 3000 (2004)

Comedy Rated PG-13

Mr. 3000 would probably not seem quite as factory-made if it didn’t star irreverent comic Bernie Mac, playing a retired baseball player who mounts a comeback campaign when a mistake is found in the record books. Mac is allowed to swing free at the start, but as sure as the inevitable workout montage gets rolled

Ninth Gate, The (1999)

Horror Rated R

A wry and cerebral horror movie from director Roman Polanski, The Ninth Gate is surprisingly gripping until its devilishly silly ending. Johnny Depp, delightfully eccentric as usual, stars as a rare book appraiser who gets caught up in the world of demonic texts, but even his engaging presence can’t save the film from literally and

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Mother Mary (2026)

Drama Rated R

“A collage of religio-goth gestures…”

The Great Dictator (1940)

Comedy Rated G

“Charlie Chaplin was not messing around.”

Sophie’s Choice (1982)

Drama Rated R

“Streep has what can only be called a commanding fragility.”


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