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Blue Crush (2002)

Drama Rated PG-13

This teen flick turns an Outside magazine article about female surfers into something like MTV’s The Real World in Hawaii. False, forced drama – primarily the heroine’s (Kate Bosworth) unlikely jitters about an approaching surfing competition – take precedence over any real sense of this sports subculture. Even the action shots, edited with the rabid

Pride & Prejudice (2005)

Romantic Comedy Rated PG

Like most adaptations of Jane Austen’s beloved novel, this lives or dies according to Mr. Darcy, the sourpuss romantic foil to headstrong heroine Elizabeth Bennet (Keira Knightley, showing her usual spunk). The best Darcys are preternaturally gloomy and reserved, and indeed Matthew Macfadyen appears to have stepped right out of Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride here.

De-Lovely (2004)

Musical Rated PG-13

An oddly stodgy biography picture of composer and lyricist Cole Porter, De-Lovely follows an aging Porter (Kevin Kline) as he revisits scenes from his life, many re-created as musical numbers. Director Irwin Winkler (Life as a House) fails to give it an ounce of the life of say, Chicago or Moulin Rouge. It’s a curious

Shall We Dance? (2004)

Drama Rated PG-13

Jennifer Lopez unwisely tries to dominate this otherwise charming remake of a 1996 Japanese film, even though it is supposed to be about a man (Richard Gere) who solves his midlife crisis by secretly taking dancing lessons, not about how sexy his instructor (Lopez) is. As long the movie focuses on Gere’s character – his

Ghost World (2001)

Comedy Rated R

A touching ode to teen angst. As Enid, an 18-year-old who greets life with a withering sarcasm (she rolls her eyes the way other people breathe), Thora Birch paints a vivid portrait of a disaffected teen. But Ghost World offers more than witty putdowns, especially when Enid finally drops her armor of cynicism with the

How to Deal (2003)

Drama Rated PG-13

Mandy Moore’s teen melodrama features a birth, a death, a funeral and a wedding, yet it handles such swooning material with something that can almost be called tact. Add the star’s willingness to play a teen with a brain and you get enough genuine moments to make the soap-opera tendencies forgivable.

New World, The (2005)

Drama Rated PG-13

Nothing new for writer-director Terrence Malick (Badlands, The Thin Red Line), whose pet subject – mankind’s despoiling of an Edenic setting – is here transferred to the legend of John Smith (Colin Farrell) and Pocahontas (Q’Orianka Kilcher). The tale may be perfectly suited to Malick’s languorous cinematography and portentous voice-over narration, but by now these

Nicotina (2003)

Action/Adventure Rated R

With its bursts of violence, recurring characters and interweaving plots, Nicotina seems determined to ape every move ever made by Quentin Tarantino. What’s missing is the clever dialogue, riveting characters and sheer pop style of Tarantino at his best. Instead we get Diego Luna (Y Tu Mama Tambien) as a genial computer hacker who gets

Night Watch (2004)

Action/Adventure Rated R

If you could meld the Lord of the Rings pictures with The Matrix, Blade and the Harry Potter films – and watch the result with your finger on the fast-forward button – you might get something close to this Russian import. Writer-director Timur Bekmambetov, adapting a novel by Sergei Lukyanenko, throws enough stylishness against the

Phantom of the Opera, The (2004)

Musical Rated PG-13

I’ve always suspected Andrew Lloyd Webber’s opus to be one of the cheesier musical concepts, and this big-screen version – complete with squealing guitars, swirling capes and approximately 3.2 billion candles – did nothing to convince me otherwise. This is supposed to be a swooning Gothic romance, but it struck me as a particularly unconvincing

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