“What’s a nice guy like Superman doing in a mean place like this?”

“… delivers the dino goods in a way we haven’t seen since Jurassic Park.”

“Tries to bridge both Jurassic eras…”

“… something like a Mission: Impossible movie that’s replaced Tom Cruise with Robocop.”

“… fumbles its own legacy, largely by believing it had one in the first place.”

“A comic-book Western that’s not actually based on a comic book…”

“Jumps the shark — and the rhino, and the rabid baboons.”

“Hot damn is this thing cathartic…”

“My Two Dads: The Movie…”

“…has a surprising reverence for nature—even when nature kills.”