“There’s never any tension or suspense to the movie, because whatever Lucy faces, we know her big brain will inexplicably be able to handle it.”

“…a tale of milk and blood.”

“…essentially serves as the setup for the far superior Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior.”

“…a nutty, B-movie masterpiece.”

“…mostly registers as yet another Marvel punchplosion.”

“…mostly this is another showcase for superior stunt work, including a highway chase involving a speeding tank.”

“The ending of Furious 7 is downright touching…”

“…achieves the sort of zen chaos that defines the Die Hard films.”

“…a combination of kinetic filmmaking and hulking charisma that can only be called bro bliss.”

“…by far the most formally intriguing installment in the franchise.”