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American Wedding (2003)

Comedy Rated R

Like someone smacking the bottom of an empty ketchup bottle, American Wedding tries its best to force one last picture out of the American Pie series. For the marriage of Jim (Jason Biggs) and Michelle (Alyson Hannigan), most of their friends and family – as well as the prevalent gross-out humor and occasional sweetness of

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

“Modern magic.”

Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride (2005)

Family Rated PG

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America’s Sweethearts (2001)

Comedy Rated PG-13

An uneasy mixture of self-love and self-loathing, this would-be Hollywood satire – about an estranged movie-star couple (John Cusack and Catherine Zeta-Jones) who try to remain civil while promoting their last joint project – wants to make fun of the celebrity characters even as it fawns over them. Nearly everyone in the top-heavy cast, which

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

“…a Herculean effort worthy of the colossal tale it tells.”

Under the Tuscan Sun (2003)

Romantic Comedy Rated PG-13

How does Frances (Diane Lane), the divorced heroine of Under the Tuscan Sun, get her groove back? By buying an Italian villa on a whim and renovating it all on her own. Based on the novel by Frances Mayes, the movie is as soft and reassuring as a romantic comedy gets yet it has plenty

Amityville Horror, The (2005)

Horror Rated R

After a boatload of sequels to the 1979 original, there was really no way of wringing more blood out of this horror franchise other than to start back at the beginning with a remake. Ryan Reynolds stifles the wisecracks as the husband and stepfather who succumbs to the demons of his new haunted mansion. The

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

“I didn’t know movies could get this big.”

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

As a gruff riverboat captain leading an ill-fated expedition in the jungles of Borneo, bit actor Johnny Messner tries to channel the campy lunacy of Jon Voight from the original Anaconda. His voice is so low and gritty that it sounds dubbed, he flexes his muscles when he shakes hands and he even wrestles a

Million Dollar Baby (2004)

Drama Rated PG-13

Best Picture honors were awarded to Clint Eastwood’s sports drama, about an aging trainer (Eastwood) and an aspiring female boxer (Hilary Swank), but the movie is mostly a tribute to his work ethic. “If I’m too old for this, then I got nothing,” Swank’s fighter says early in her training. Interesting if pedestrian efforts such

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Silkwood (1983)

Drama Rated R

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The Great Dictator (1940)

Comedy Rated G

“Charlie Chaplin was not messing around.”


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