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Captivity (2007)

Horror Rated R

“…so ineptly conceived and staged it could be the first torture-porn comedy.

Dopamine (2003)

Drama Rated R

Is love anything more than a hormonal impulse? That’s the question posed by Dopamine, an independent drama about an emotionally skeptical computer animator (John Livingston) who won’t admit he may have met the girl of his dreams (Sabrina Lloyd). Perhaps I would have cared more about the answer if Dopamine had brought even an iota

Introducing the Dwights (2007)

Comedy Rated R

“Blethyn gives a … real, lived-in performance that could only come from a show-business veteran herself.

Dracula: Pages from a Virgin’s Diary (2003)

Drama Rated NR

Often fodder for lowbrow horror flicks, Bram Stoker’s classic tale gets the highbrow treatment here. Cult Canadian director Guy Maddin has adapted the Royal Winnipeg Ballet’s interpretation of Stoker’s novel for the screen, resulting in a mixture of dance performance and Maddin’s signature, silent-movie style. Maddin’s ghostly black-and-white imagery – punctuated by occasional bursts of

Duane Hopwood (2005)

Drama Rated R

This unfortunate vehicle for former “Friends” star David Schwimmer, can never quite decide whether it wants to be a hard-hitting domestic drama or a quirky character comedy. Schwimmer – as the title alcoholic, who is in denial despite the threat of losing his wife and kids – seems capable of going both directions, but not

Elephant (2003)

Drama Rated R

Gus Van Sant makes Elephant an act of mourning – specifically over the Columbine shootings, and also over the loss of innocence that tragedy implied. Appropriately set during the fall, when things are dying beautifully, the film uses lyrical camera work to cast a spiritual glow on the most mundane of high school activities –

Ellie Parker (2005)

Drama Rated NR

This mostly works as a curious commentary on star Naomi Watts’ career. Her Ellie, a struggling Hollywood actress frantically running from one futile audition to the next, is a variation on Watts’ breakout role in Mulholland Drive, while one scene takes place at a zoo, where she goes gaga over gorillas. Sound familiar? The King

Embalmer, The (2003)

Drama Rated NR

The Embalmer does just about everything in its power to turn you off. And guess what? It works. Set along what has to be the dumpiest, dreariest coastline in all of Italy – the sand is strewn with trash; the high-rises are mostly empty – the drama details a romantic triangle involving a diminutive taxidermist

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Action/Adventure Rated PG-13

"If the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling have often worked as otherworldly echoes of childhood and adolescence … this adaptation does so in a more introspective way than its predecessors."

Talk to Me (2007)

Drama Rated R

“Aside from the subtleties found in Cheadle and Ejiofor’s performances, this is biopic bombast.

Recent Reviews

Sophie’s Choice (1982)

Drama Rated R

“Streep has what can only be called a commanding fragility.”

Kramer vs. Kramer (1979)

Drama Rated PG

“A crucial time-capsule movie…”

Death Becomes Her (1992)

Comedy Rated PG-13

“… the central idea is tantalizing and the cast is having so much fun…”


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