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Tag: Horror

Willard (2003)

Horror Rated PG-13

The reliably odd Crispin Glover – who played the fitfully nerdy George McFly in Back to the Future and the hair-sniffing assassin in Charlie’s Angels – gets neutralized by the overwhelming oddness of Willard, a remake of a 1971 horror flick about a social misfit who befriends a colony of rats. By the time the

Texas Chainsaw Massacre:
The Beginning, The (2006)

Horror Rated R

Another attempt to wring money out of the bloody horror franchise. The Beginning purports to tell the back story of Leatherface, the chainsaw-wielding psychopath of the 32-year series, but that’s mostly a marketing gimmick. Yes, Leatherface had an unhappy childhood, but most of it is dispensed with over the opening credits. Then it’s on to

Wolf Creek (2005)

Horror Rated NR

This low-budget horror flick claims to be based on a true story, but the movie never decides if it wants to go for the sort of documentary-like realism of The Blair Witch Project or the more mythic frights of one of the iconic Jason or Freddy slasher films. The movie follows three casual friends on

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Horror Rated R

Reteaming Johnny Depp and director Tim Burton (Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood) on an adaptation of Washington Irving’s prankish ghost story may have sounded like a dream come true, but the result is more akin to a harsh, bloody nightmare. Burton does cast his usual atmospheric spell – this Sleepy Hollow is full of twisted trees

Blood & Chocolate (2007)

Horror Rated PG-13

There’s something refreshingly low-tech about this werewolf romance which compensates for the shagginess that otherwise defines the production. Set in contemporary Bucharest, the movie follows a young werewolf (Agnes Bruckner, exuding carnality) who feels compassion, not hatred, for full-fledged humans. That compassion turns to love when she falls for a visiting American artist (Hugh Dancy).

Wolfman, The (2010)

Horror Rated R

“I never would have guessed that I would say this, but The Wolfman could have benefited from less Del Toro and more CGI.

Blade II (2002)

Horror Rated R

Thanks to the surprise success of the 1998 original, based on the Marvel comic book series about a half-human/half-vampire superhero (Wesley Snipes), this sequel boasts bigger sets, snazzier special effects and a “name” director in Mexico’s Guillermo del Toro (Mimic, The Devil’s Backbone). Unfortunately, it shares its predecessor’s relentless fascination with blood and guts. Unless

Blade: Trinity (2004)

Horror Rated R

Wesley Snipes’ baritone growl hits new depths in this third entry in the vampire-hunting series. Forget sunlight – at this point Blade could almost smooth-talk his enemies into an eternal slumber, like a cross between Abraham Van Helsing and Barry White. By far the lightest entry in the series, Blade: Trinity tries to adopt a

Wicker Man, The (2006)

Horror Rated PG-13

If you’re killing time channel surfing and come across the last 10 minutes of The Wicker Man, by all means put down the remote. Chances are it will be the most entertaining 10 minutes of your day. You needn’t make a full investment in The Wicker Man to fully appreciate the silly heights this would-be

Descent, The (2006)

Horror Rated R

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